You know what? Reviews of Tings did review envelopes (so many envelopes), clouds and the faces of children. Reviews of Tings also reviewed Mossy Walls, World Cup Mascots, some animals and hundreds (this is a lie) of things you ain't never going to see reviewed in the Observer or Time Out, all while revealing an unhealthy obsession for Princess Diana.
Some time has passed but, due to laziness and a militant objection to change, Reviews of Tings has decided to just carry on reviewing the unreviewed.